NOTE: Before anyone says that I forgot Bitcoin, and other crypto-currencies, I didn't. I talked about them in my video about gold.
CORRECTION: Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac don't sell REITs directly, they sell mortgage-backed securities which are bundled into REITs by companies. I didn't want to over-complicate things, but I'm correcting myself in order to avoid confusion.

This isn't meant to be an in-depth analysis of every aspect of alternative investments. For one, most of you don't have the kind of money to participate, but more importantly, I don't think they are really all that good anyway. A more complicated or "sophisticated" portfolio isn't necessarily a better or more profitable one.

My choice in gameplay is a reflection of my belief that most alternative investments are crap, and you would simply be better off sticking to plain-vanilla stocks and bonds (maybe with a little gold/silver as well) as I've already explained in previous videos.

Intro Music: "Fling My Turds" by Red Pill Chemist

Gameplay: There's Poop in My Soup (on PC)